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 Genre: Comedy
 Year: 2003
 Cast: Adam Goldberg, Andy Dick, Judy Greer,
 Mario Van Peebles, Peter Coyote, Nora Dunn
 Directed by: Jonathan Kesselman

HEBREW HAMMER, THE

"Infectiously silly"
Variety

"Introduces us to another new filmmaker with an
eye for good comedy."
EFilmCritic

"Highly entertaining"
Dallas Morning News

Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka the Hebrew Hammer, is an orthodox Jewish stud who goes on a mission to save Hanukkah. When Santa Claus's evil son Damian is pushed over the edge by his father's liberal policies, he does away with the Christian patriarch. Subsequently
stepping into his father's role, Damian launches a campaign to
eradicate the Jewish Holiday.

The Hammer joins forces with Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal, the gorgeous and dangerous daughter of the leader of the Jewish Justice League; and his brother-in-arms Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim, the head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, to topple Santa's evil progeny and to save Hanukkah for future generations of Jews.